Randy Newman Masterman and Baby J [#][Demo Version] Lyrics

People tell me that I brag a lot 'cause I call myself the Masterman
And always talkin' 'bout how I got dynamite in every hand
Hit it
Me and my brother we live alone, got no television, no telephone
When we walk down the street people get out of the way
Say "Here come the Masterman and Baby J"
"Here come the Masterman and Baby J"
Hit it--hit it--hit it--hit it

Get on the mike, we'll be number one
We'll even top D.M.C. and Run
In front of everybody really gonna have some fun
'Cause we're takin' 'em all the way down
Takin' 'em all the way down
Gonna rap about this, gonna rap about this
Gonna tell everybody where it's at
All over the world people gonna say
You got to dig the Masterman and Baby J
You got to dig the Masterman and Baby J
Hit it--hit it--hit it--hit it

People tell me "Man you live in a dump"
"You won't never be nothin' but a pumped-up chump"
You got no money--you got no sense
You won't never be nothing, you won't never be nothing
I say well-well-well-well

When I look out my window, you know what I see
I don't see no w____s in the f___in' street
I don't see no drunks and junkies dying
I don't see no b__s or garbage flyin'
I see me and J in the L.A. Coliseum
100,000 people on their feet
And they're laughin' and b__pin' and screamin' and cryin'
And jumpin' up on their seat

And then the band begins to play and then they hush up
And then the band begins to play and then they hush up
And it gets real quiet in the Coliseum with the stage all
dark and bare
Maybe a little rain begins to fall--yeah
But the people stayin' right there
Then you can hear that announcer say
Please welcome! (the crowd roars)
Please welcome! (the crowd roars)
L.A.'s own, the number one
The biggest, the best, the number one band in the USA
Please welcome the Masterman and Baby J!
Please welcome the Masterman and Baby J!
Please welcome the Masterman and Baby J!