Adolfo Pirelli: I am Adolfo Pirelli
Da king of da barbers, da barber of kings
E Buon Giorno, good day
I blow you a kiss

And I, da so famous Pirelli
I wish-a to know-a
Who has-a the nerve-a to say
My elixir is p___!
Who says this?

Sweeney Todd: "I do. I'm Mr. Sweeney Todd from Fleet Street.
I have opened a bottle of Pirelli's Elixer and I say to you, it is nothing
but an arrant fraud, concocted from p___ and ink. Furthermore, Signor,
I have serviced no kings, yet I wager that I can shave a cheek with ten
times more dexterity than any street mountebank."

Adolfo Pirelli: You hear dis foolish man? Now please you will see how he will regret his folly!

Sweeney Todd: Who's for a free shave?
Will Beadle Bamford be the judge?

Beadle Bamford: Glad, as always to oblige my friends and neighbours!

The fastest, smoothest shave, is the winner!

[Music begins]

Adolfo Pirelli: Now signorini, signori
We mix-a da lather
But first-a you gather around signorini, signori
You looking a man
Who had-a da glory
To shave-a da pope
Mr. Sweeney, whoever, I beg-a da pardon
You'll probably say-a it was only a cardinal
Nope!
It was-a da pope!

To shave-a da face
To cut-a da hair
Require a grace
Require da flare
For if-a you slip
You nick da skin
You clip-a da chin
You rip-a da lip a bit beyond-a repair!

To shave-a da face
Or even a part
Widout it-a smart
Require da heart!
Not just-a da flash
It take-a Panash
It take-a da passion for da art

To shave-a da face
To trim-a da beard
To make-a da bristle
Clean like a whistle
Dis is from early infancy
Da talent give to me
By God!

It take-a da skill
It take-a da brains
It take-a da will
To take-a da pains
It take-a da pace
It take-a da grace!

Beadle Bamford: The winner -- is Todd!

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