Eminem Steve Berman (skit) Lyrics

[Secretary] Mr. Berman?

[Steve Berman] What?!

[Secretary] We have Eminem here to see you

[Steve Berman] About f___in' time!
Send him in!

(Eminem) Steve! Good to see ya man.

[Steve Berman] Look who decided to show his face!
I hope you've had fun in the last 4 years.

(Eminem) Look man, I apologise again for-

[Steve Berman] For shooting me?! Do you know I lost the use of my right arm?

(Eminem) Again, it was a mistake, a terrible mist-

[Steve Berman] Are you wearing a bulletproof vest? and then you go and you do what? hide out? stay in Detroit from us 5 years while the music industry melts the f___ down? Do you know how many people lost their jobs because of your f___in vacation?

(Eminem) Well that's actually why I'm here, I was gonna, put out some new music and I wanted to play it for you, and get your opinion

[Steve Berman] Do I really need to hear it? Let me guess, another album about poor me, I'm so famous that it's ruined my rich little life, and I'm such a tortured artist. Let me make music about it and my tragic love life, am I on to something here?

(Eminem) Come on man it's not like that yo-

[Steve Berman] You know what? Just hand the f___in thing over I'm done talkin to you. Think you can just come and go as you please. Big selfish superstar

(Eminem) Steve, I had a drug problem

[Steve Berman] Oh poor me, I had a drug problem.
Who hasn't had a drug problem in this town?
You know what?

*c___s gun*

(Eminem) Hey! hey!

[Steve Berman] Just lay the s___ down on my desk and get the f___ out

(Eminem) Woah, woah, woah. Jesus Christ man!
Alright alright here, fine

[Steve Berman] What's this s___? Two CD's?

(Eminem) That's what I've been tryin to tell you man, there's 2 albums

[Steve Berman] Just get out!

(Eminem) Alright!

[Steve Berman] Get the f___ out

(Eminem) Alright man, see you later

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