Stonecarving Hoedown Lyrics

Jim Meskimen:
If other hobbies leave you in the lurch,
You can always break out your chisel, and carve yourself a perch.
That's right, you can carve a marble or a granite,
Just go ahead and have at it.

Christopher Smith:
You may spend a couple of hours cleaning off the sediment,
From that age-old fallen pediment.
But once you have done it you will notice with ease,
That it's one of them Grecian frieze.

Ryan Stiles:
Well you know, carving is lots of fun.
It's cheaper to buy rocks by the ton.
I like it when I'm carving when I'm alone,
But I find it's a lot easier when I'm stoned.

Josie Lawrence:
Everybody chisel your marble, chisel with ease.
Chisel your marble please.
Chisel your marble, chisel it right down,
When you're sculpting you won't wear, you won't wear a frown.

Chisel your marble, thats all I can say. (Ryan, Jim &

Christopher: (in background) Chisel your marble! Chisel your marble!...)
Hit the stone and hit it every day.
You can make most everything you want,
Chisel your marble, chisel it right down.

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