Eric Schwartz Clinton Got A Blowjob Lyrics

George Bush lied about weapons of mass destruction
Clinton got a b______
Even if it was the deception and not the suction
Clinton got a b______

What's worse...starting a war
Or keeping your Cohibas in a human humidor.
Who got impeached? And what for?
Oh right...Clinton got a b______

George Bush vacationed while New Orleans drowned
Clinton got a b______.
Sat in a classroom with the towers falling down
Clinton got a b______

He f___ed up F.E.M.A
Which f___ed up Katrina
Not to mention the Conventions of Geneva
With twenty-four civilians murdered in Haditha
Clinton got a b______

How can a man without a brain
Cause a nation so much pain
Cause a world to feel such hate
For these so-called United States
And how could the congress help but act
In the face of every fact I have presented here
The comparison couldn't be more clear

Bush authorized leaks of classified information
Clinton Got A b______
To make the case for attacking sovereign nation
Clinton Got A b______

Guantanamo, Downing Street, electro-shock on Iraqi feet
Makes that blue dress seem so sweet
Clinton got a b______?

Bush funds s__ ed that says that condoms don't work.
Clinton got a b______.
If they didn't, both your daughters would be pregnant, you jerk
Clinton got a b______.

Bush lied about his bust for driving drunk
Clinton's biggest crime was having s____
And for choosing a statue less than statuesque
And setting her on display under the oval office desk

Stem-Cell Research, Abstinence, Global Warming, Missile Defense,
Goin' AWOL from the National Guard, find some some more, it' not that hard.
Jack Abramoff, Valerie Plame, Al Qaeda's links to Saddam Hussein
Abu Ghraib, Kenneth Lay, our record deficit today
You Wiretapping Info-Leaking-Waterboarding-Power-h___ding
Rights-destroying Christ-Deploying Load of Scat in a Stetson Hat

I'll do my part, I'll play the p___
If that what it takes to get you gone
I'm my Knees, Dubya, BRING IT ON.
Here's your f___ing b______

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