1000 Homo DJs Hey Asshole (From 12") Lyrics

Hey a__hole

Hey, hey you, hey you punk, yeah that's right pull over now. Pull over now. I said pull it over! That's right. Let me see some ID. Let me see your license. What is this? What is this? This says "expired". Alright, get the f___ out of the car now.

What is that? Get a f___ing hair... What is that f___ing long hair? Get a haircut. Hey Joe, look at this guy! Can you see this? He's a f___ing sissy. That's right. Alright, up against the car now. That's right, spread'em! I said spread'em!

You punk. Look at you, you f___ing punk.

What rights? You want to hear your rights? f___ your rights. Spread'em. Hey, you want to spend the night in county, huh? Huh? What do you think you are? Huh? You think you're f___ing smart? Why I ought to... Hey what is that, punk? What did you call me? You call me "pig"? I'll f___ing throw you down so fast... f___ you. You punk. Alright, f___ you. Where did you get this f___ing car anyways? What is this, a Dodge? f___ing '69 Dodge? You're driving... You got a license for this? You got plates? Where's the plates on this thing? I'll bet you ain't got any insurance. You're driving around with no insurance, aren't you? Hey Joe, look at this guy. Alright, hey, what do you ... what's with your b____? Get her out ... You, b____, get out of the car now, too. Yeah that's right. Spread'em! Get a f___ing haircut! You got a job? What kind of job? Get a real job, punk!

Alright, freeze! Stay right where you are, don't move a f___ing inch. Don't move a muscle. That's right, down, down on the floor, get down. On your tummy. Spread'em! What is this? What do we got here? A package. You got a package. What is this doing? White package. Oh, I see, yeah, you're a f___ing drug addict. You're a f___ing drug addict! Get a f___ing job!

What's with your chick? She f___ing ... Oh, Jesus Christ, she's got an earing in her nose! Joe, look at this chick! She's f___ing sick. My God! I hope she don't f___ing hang around with chicks ... I don't want my f___ing daughter ... Oh God, what a nightmare! Quit your f___ing whining. I don't want to hear about it. Get in the back ... Look, I don't want to hear about your f___ing rights. You got one right. You got the right to get in the back seat of the car now. You got it? What? What was that? I didn't hear that. I didn't f___ing hear that. Look, that's it. You're going down now. That's it. And what's with that f___ing earing? What are you a f__? You some kind of f___ing sissy, huh? That's right, you're going down with me ... and you too ma'am. Let's go. I'm sorry, I don't want to hear about it. I don't want to hear your crying. You're with him. Don't give me this. Let's see the f___ing s___ in your pockets. Come on. You're coming with me now.

Hey look, I can make this real easy. I can just beat the s___ out of you and drop you off somewhere and f___ the report. You know I got three f___ing pages of reports in triplicate. So f___ you. You give me any hard time I'm going to f___ you up. You understand? You see this f___ing gun right here? I'll drill you so full of holes you won't know what the f___ hit you.

My God, you're basically crying. God dammit, she sounds like a f___ing ... blaugh. Oh she's annoying! Oh my God she sounds like f___ing ... uh ... what the hell is that ... Joe, who is that b____ that whines all the time? That, uh, Erma Bombeck or somebody?

Alright, open up the trunk. That's right. What's with the bat? What's with the bat in the back seat? What, do you play baseball? Oh I see. Oh you're a g_______er. Let me see your f___ing signs, let me see your colors. You got colors? I got colors. Right here. f___ing black and blue all over your face.

What, are you representing? You want to throw down, punk, huh?

You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to an attorney. If you don't have the money for an attorney, an attorney will be appointed for you. If you give up this right, then everything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. Do you understand? Oh, f___ you, I don't care if you understand. Get in the f___ing back seat now! Spread'em, punk! Punk, I ought to give you a haircut right now. Hey Joe, get me my f___ing razorblade. I'm cutting this kid's hair now. Look at him. He looks like a f___ing a__hole. He's a sissy. He's a f___ing f__got. He drives a Dodge! Where are you from? Are you from the south side? Ohhh! Punk. You're a punk. I eat you for breakfast you little f___ing weasel.

Look at his f___ing mug on this picture on his license. He looks so decrepit I can't believe it. He's got a face only a mother could hate.

Freeze, a__hole! Freeze, you f___ing son of a b____! Look, hey, I'm f___ing too fat to be chasing you around. I'll f___ing drill you full of holes, you punk. Quit your f___ing running around. Hey look, I'm going to kill you now! Then I'll throw you out in the back seat, out in a back alley on the f___ing south side and no one will ever know what the f___ happened to you. In the river with you, you punk.

That's right, you want to spend the night in county, huh? Huh? You punk, huh? You got a job? Get a job!

Oh! What's this bag here? You got a bag of powder? Why don't you give me some and we'll forget about it. That's right. Yeah alright, so what. Yeah, well, yeah what am I? - f___ing God? I'm human too. You know, you f___ing punks you think we're all f___ing the same. We're human! We got feelings! You treat us like s___, you treat us like f___ing pigs. If it wasn't for us you little punks would be beaten up by some f___ing n___ somewhere.

(Woman: Oh, not those handcuffs. I want the fur-lined ones.)

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