Some people might like to get a train to work,
Or drive in in a Beamah or a Merc,
Some guys like to travel in by bus,
But I can't be bothered with the fuss.

Today I gotta take my bike
'Cause once again the tube's on strike;
The greedy b______s want extra pay
For sitting on their a___ all day,
Even though they earn 30K.

So I'm standing here in the pouring rain,
Where the f___'s my f___ing train?

London Underground (london underground)
They're all lazy f___ing useless c___s
London Underground (london underground)
They're all greedy c___s,
I wanna shoot them all
With a rifle.

All they say is 'Please Mind the Doors',
And they learn that on the two-day course,
This job could be done by a four-year-old,
They just leave us freezing in the cold.

What you smell is what you get,
Burger King and p___ and sweat.
You roast to death in the boiling heat,
With tourists treading on your feet
And chewing gum on every seat.

So don't tell me to 'Mind The Gap',
I want my f___ing money back!

London Underground (london underground)
They're all lazy f___ing useless c___s
London Underground (london underground)
They're all greedy c___s,
I wanna shoot them all
With a rifle.

Lalalala
Lalalala

The floors are sticky and the seats are damp,
Every platform has a f___ing tramp,
But the drivers get the day off when
We're all late for work again.

London Underground (london underground)
Wa-wa-w___ers, they're all w___ers
London Underground (london underground)
Take your oyster card and shove it up your a___hole

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