D12 Shit Can Happen Lyrics

b____!

[Chorus]
Yeah!
s___ can Happen
s___ Can Happeeen
s___ can Happen
s___ Can Happeeen
s___ can Happen
s___ Can Happeeen
s___ can Happen
s___ Can Happeeen

[Kon Artis]
Yo, yo, huh, yo, yo, yo
That's right m_________ers we back
Same slanging, orangatangin, wilding out on hoodrats
They say I act like I'm too famous to say hi
And tell 'em what my name is but really I'm still nameless...
You n____s don't get it yet do you
Dealing out platinum or flop I still put it through you
Wit a luger that'll spit fire
And hit higher than a pitch by a b____ like Mariah
You think for one second since we got a deal
That we won't deal wit you in front of St Andrew's still?
You gay rappers better learn that
I won't stop until I see 'em turn back
If you don't slow that roll you got
You gonna see these Runyan Ave. n____s that really need some Prozac
For' sure' that, ask the others
But gator lay you down next to your mother's mother's grandmother

[Kuniva]
You know I'm feeling real rowdy tonight
Ready to fight and half the n____s I give dap to I don't even like
The same cat who never gave a d___ about your name
I gives a f___ about it like the next selling Clippers' game
I kill you in ways you couldn't even fathom
You and your madame, it's really unexplainable how I have 'em
Who call theyself screaming about a challenge
n____ we got a gift while you barely making it off mere talent
My skills are deeply embedded even your hoe said it
She was knock kneed I f___ed her now she's bow legged
In the middle of rappin I drop the mic
And have a stare down and jump in the crowd and start scrappin
Kuniva and Kon Artis my n____ we get it cracking
While the paramedics pick you up we on the side laughing

[HOOK: Chorus in background]
[Kon Artis]
Now this aint funny so don't you dare laugh
s___ can happen in him and yo' a__
You can be touched don't think you can't
Cause n____s aint f___ing around no more man [repeat]

[Swifty McVay]
The feds can't hold me, I hold feds
I was born wit a dark a__ cloud over my head
Raining acid, you can't refrain from gettin yo' a__ kicked
Cause you talk too much you ask for it
I'm on some massive s___, everybody ignore me
They wouldn't f___ with me if I was performin at an orgy
These n____s get confronted, then they change stories
I touch you then they thinkin everything is hunky dory
I even have you pour me the gasoline for me
Pulling up slowly, c___tailin' your homie [CRASH]
You met a lot n____s which you wouldn't wanna know me
Yo' a__ might not even make it home wit your rollie
Don't even try, in your system like e coli
Trying to beef with me, n____ please yo' people die
I'm so wicked that my mama gave birth illegally
I survived the abortion immediately, SURPRISE! AH!

[Eminem]
Picture me sittin in a jail cell rottin
Or barricaded in a motel wit twelve shotguns
So when the cops come knocking each hand's got one
c___ed, ready to dump slugs heavy as shotputs
One man army, guns can't harm me
Young and army, worse than my Uncle Ronnie
Ever since I got my first gun pulled on me
I can't stop airing out my dirty laundry
Middle fingers flipped and censorship
Your friends just flipped over the swift penmanship
Ever since I spit some s___ on Infinite
I been giving it a hundred and ten percent
Cause when I'm bent most of my energy's spent on enemies
Eighty percent of what I invent is Hennessey
Twenty percent is from being hungry as sin
Ten's because I love being under your skin
Yeah s___ can happen, so stick to rappin
Quit the yappin or I'ma lift the mack and
That can lead to another mishap happening
Skip the c___ get the can of whoopass cracking

[Chorus continues in background]
[Eminem]
It can and it will (n____)
f___ around with Amityville and you DIE
Insanity spills from the mentality of twelve m_________ers in six different bodies
With their personalities split
f___ing you up wit hit after hit
Sticking you up with clip after clip
Making you suck d___ after d___
Dirty m_________ing dozen
The Kon Artis, m_________ing Peter S. Bizarre, Swifty McVay, the Kuniva
Dirty father f___ing Harry
Puttin you down in a cemetery, you get buried
All you of you m_________ers suck our m_________ing c___s
We are not playing, we are not playing
We are not bullshittin, this is not a m_________ing joke...