Too $hort Analyze the Game Lyrics

Why.. why she hoein man?
Why's she hoein, you ain't knowin? Oh you know why
Why is she prostitutin her body.. BEITCH!

[Chorus: Too $hort]
a___yze the game and tell me why; cause pimpin won't die
All these tricks want p____ to buy; the pimpin won't die
You can a___yze the game and tell me why; cause pimpin cain't die
All these tricks want p____ to buy - pimpin won't die b____

[Too $hort:]
Why she hoein, you ain't knowin..
.. about all them d___s she be blowin, b____ where you goin?
Bring yo' a__ back, here right now
Cook my food, and clean my house
Put my d___, in yo' mouth
Hell naw b____ you ain't goin out
You better realize she's a ho by nature
Takes one to know one fo'sho' I'm a player
She ain't really happy 'less she lickin a d___
With a sucker-a__ n____ that be trickin an' s___
You can't train the p____, by lockin it up
Raw d___in the p____, and knockin it up (nope)
She still gon' be a ho and a baby by you don't mean s___
What kind of player are you? Let's get rich
Run the game with no glitch
Look her in the eye and say BEITCH!

[Chorus:]
a___yze the game and tell me why; cause pimpin won't die
As long as these tricks want p____ to buy; the pimpin won't die
You can a___yze the game and tell me why
Y'know the pimpin can't die BEITCH
As long as you believe I'll never lie - can't die..

[Too $hort:]
Ain't no need, for you to front (nope)
Keep it real with these hoes, they give you what you want
Tell the b____, you wanna f___ (yup)
If she say no.. so what?
Cause all you really wanna do is get this cash
Pull hundred dollar bills out a b____'s a__
Too many n____z with the wrong agenda
Can't love the b____, turned around to pimp her
Make your wife your ho, and your ho your wife
You can't do this dumb s___ your whole life
That ain't pimpin - you need to let that go
Run home to your wife and forget that ho

[Chorus:]
a___yze the game and tell me why (tell me why).. it won't die
As long as these tricks want p____ to buy; this pimpin won't die
You can a___yze the game and tell me why; the pimpin won't die
As long as you believe I'll never tell a lie - it cain't die..

[Too $hort:]
n____ you all straight lines and fo' corners
Squarer than a m_________er, Oakland California
That's where I got my name, I never could change
Runnin through the streets of the O is to blame mayne
You always frontin - whassup wit you?
You either do what you told or tell people what to do
Are you a boss or a worker - you big pimpin
All by yourself and ain't got no women

[Chorus:]
a___yze the game, please tell me why.. the pimpin won't die
As long as these tricks want p____ to buy.. pimpin cain't die
You can a___yze the game and tell me why.. y'know the pimpin won't die
As long as you believe I'll never lie - pimps up hoes down beatch

a___yze the game and tell me why (tell me why) - it won't die
All these tricks want p____ to buy; the pimpin won't die
a___yze the game and tell me why (tell me why) - cain't die
All my b____es know I don't lie - this pimpin will never die

Beitch!

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