I was stranded on a planet,Just me and Spock
We met a nasty n___ alien who locked our a__es up
We found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed
We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head

Bust a move, Tog

I was standing on the bridge when Sulu came to me
His eyes were full of tears he said "Captain, can't you see
the ship is gonna blow do something I beseech"
I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach

And I say,
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things, lad, we're making s___ up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some s___ up

And though he's just a child, and some think him a twit
Wesley is the master when it comes to making up some s___
He's the guy you want with you when you go out in s___e
Now if only he could beam those pimples off his face

And if you're at a party on the starship Enterprise
And the karaoke player just plain old up and dies
Set up a neutrino field inside a can of peas
Hold on to Geordi's visor and sing into Data's knee

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making s___ up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some s___ up

Sisko's on a mission to go no b_____ place
He loiters on a s___e station above Bajoran s___e
The wormhole's opened up and now they come from near and far
We'll keep the booze but please send back the f___ing Jem-hadar

What is with the Klingons, remember in the day
They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold lame
Now they look like heavy metal rockers from the dead
With leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making s___ up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some s___ up

Well, I was stuck on Voyager, pounding on the door
When suddently it dawned on me I've seen this show before
Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of phase
'Cause it was way back in the sixties when they called it "Lost in s___e"

We were looking for a way to make the ratings soar
So we orchestrated an encounter with the Borg
Normally you'd think that that would get us into s___
But this one has a smashing a__ and a lovely set of t__s

And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making s___ up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we're totally screwed but nevermind
We'll pull something out of our behinds, we just make some s___ up

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