You used to get it in your fishnets
Now you only get it in your nightdress
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
Landed in a very common crisis
Everything's in order in a black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though
b_____ Mary's lacking her Tabasco
Remember when he used to be a rascal?

Oh that boy's a slag
The best you ever had
The best you ever had is just a memory and those dreams
Weren't as daft as they seemed
Not as daft as they seemed my love when you dreamed them up

Flicking through a little book of s__ tips
Remember when the boys were all electric?
When she tells she's gonna get it
I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget it
Clinging to not getting sentimental
Said she wasn't going but she went still
Likes a gentlemen to not be gentle
Was it a megadobber or a betting pencil?

Oh the boy's a slag
The best you've ever had
The best you've ever had
Is just a memory and those dreams
Not as daft as they seem
Not as daft as they seem my love when you dream them up

Where did you go?
Where did you go?
Where did you go..oo?

Falling about
You took a left off Last Laugh Lane
You were just
Sounding it out
And you're not coming back again

Falling about
You took a left off Last Laugh Lane
You were just
Sounding it out
And you're not coming back again

You were just
Falling about
You took a left off Last Laugh Lane
You were just
Sounding it out
And you're not coming back again

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