9 Coronas Lyrics

9 Coronas
The girl looked good to me ah good to me
She looked like Pamla Lee after
9 CORONAS!!
I began to kiss her
undid her zipper
she looked like Cladia Schiffer after
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When I met her at the bar she said she was on baywatch
when she got into my car she looked alot like sasquatch
Bow Wow Wow Wow WAHHHH
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She kinda looked like Mr. Spock
"Live long and prosper"
But she was Courtney c__ after
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We were hot with passion
We were mashing after
cause she looked like Jennifer Anniston after
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Late into the night I rode her like a Harley
In the soft candle light she looked like Grants Farley
Bow Wow Wow Wow WAHHHHHHH
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She was fat and stcky
And kinda Stinky
But she looked like Christy Brinkley after
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She looked like Pee Wee Herman
"Thats my name don't wear it out
But she was Uma Thurman after
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In our 23rd position
I think I got wiplash
She was really b____in'
Except for moustouce'
Bow Wow Wow Wow WAHHHHHH
She looked bigger than a winnebago
A winna Goat
She looked like Lisa Kudrow after
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She was no Cindy Crawford
Cindy Crawford
Nothing rymes with Cindy Crawford after
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Open up another bottle and started drinking more beer
So I can wake up next to Heather Locklear
Yeah Yeah Yeah YAHHHHH
9 Coronas x3