Cartman: WEEELL Kyle mom's a b____ she's a big fat b____, she's the biggest b____ in the whole wide world she's a stupid b____ if there ever was a b____, she's a b____ to all the boys and girls

Cartman: On Monday she's a b____, on Tuesday she's a b____, on Wednesday through Saturday she's a b____, then on Sunday just to be different she's a super king kamaya-maya bee-atch!

Cartman: Come on you all know the words!Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest b____ in the whole wide world she's a mean old b____ and she has stupid hair she's a b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ she's a stupid b____! Kyle's mom's a b____ and she's just a dirty b____!

Cartman: Talk to kids around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this

(chinese kids)
(french kids)
(dutch kids)
(african kids)

Cartman: Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom she's the biggest b____ in the whole wide world she's a mean old b____ and she has stupid hair, she's a b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____

Cartman: b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ b____ she's stupid b____

Cartman: Kyle's mom's a b____ and she's just a dirty b____!
I really mean it Kyle's mom
She's a big fat stinky b____!
Big old fat f**king b____!
Kyle's mom, yeah! chaaa!

See also:
JustSomeLyrics
97
97.45
Opera IX Act VI: The Sixth Seal Preludium - Lucifer, Aieth Gadol Leolam Lyrics
Opera IX Act VII: Bela Lugosi's Dead Lyrics