Here's a story about a boy named Jerry
Got slaughtered and then got real lairy
In the pub he acted absurd, then came onto a boxer's bird
So he got knocked out, his face rolled out like a rainbow trout
His girl found out the truth, but he couldnt explain coz he'd lost a tooth!

I wanna drink drink drink, smoke, fight fight
I wanna shout and scream. I wanna die
I wanna be arrested, I wanna be molested
And I damaged my brain, next weekend let's do it again!

And another one about a man named Clive.
Wasn't one to usually drink-drive, and after all he'd been for a snack
And thought it was a bit too far to walk back
A month later and he's sitting in court, for the two lives he cut short
Manslaughter he's convicted, for the pain that he inflicted.

Spinning, my head is spinning
Up and round and round and
Down to the pub, onto the club
My stomach's turning, oh my body's burning
Our liquid lives, this is how we all survive

Here's a story about a chap named Clark,
Drank four pints in an hour and a half
Though the night had just begun, coz the local pub was open till 1
The next morning out in the country, hung over and on the hunt he
Was still drunk and he p___ed himself, fell off his horse and shot himself!

Spinning, my head is spinning
Up and round and round and
Down to the pub, onto the club
My stomach's turning, oh my body's burning
Our liquid lives, this is how we all survive

Have a drink, have a drink, have a drink
Our liquid lives, our liquid lives, our liquid lives
Our liquid lives, our liquid lives, our liquid lives
Our liquid lives, our liquid lives, our liquid lives

(Drink) Drink!
(Smoke) Smoke!
(f___) f___!
(Fight) Fight!

Our liquid lives, our liquid lives, our liquid lives
This is how we all survive

Here's a story about a girl named Kate
Got wasted then got date-raped
When they told the doctor she seen, they found no chemicals in her blood stream
Well nothing malicious, but the alcohol levels were suspicious
When asked who had hurt her, poor old Kate couldn't remember

Spinning, my head is spinning
Up and round and round and
Down to the pub, onto the club
My stomach's turning, oh my body's burning
Our liquid lives, this is how we all survive

Drink!
Smoke!
f___!
Fight!

Our liquid lives, our liquid lives, our liquid lives
This is how we all survive

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