Matt Crumpton Jack Bauer Lyrics

CTU of LA, that's where he calls home.
He'll be there in 5 minutes,
send the schematics by phone.
He does not want to hurt you,
but he will if he must.
Just tell him where the nerve gas is,
you d___ed terrorist.

Jack Bauer will save the day,
fighting for freedom and the American Way.
A year's worth of bad guys all dead within 24 hours. Jack Bauer.

Jack can't be fooled.
There's nothing he has not seen.
He can shoot you. He can stab you.
He can kill you with steam.
Tell him what you know.
It's your only shot.
If you think he's hurting you right now,
trust me, he's not.

Jack Bauer will save the day,
fighting for freedom and the American Way.
A year's worth of bad guys all dead within 24 hours. Jack Bauer.

Millions of lives at stake,
so screw the ACLU.
We would call 24 12 if they did what Jack told them to.
Some guy asked for a lawyer
and wouldn't do what Jack said,
so Jack shot him in the heart,
and then he sawed off his head.

Jack Bauer will save the day,
fighting for freedom and the American Way.
A year's worth of bad guys all dead within 24 hours. Jack Bauer.

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