Matching Mole Nan True's Hole Lyrics

There's a place where I can hide away
Just for a little holiday
In the house of a friend we know and love
Called Nan True's Hole

- All right darlin' let's get on, we haven't got much time.
- Um... get on with what?
- Well, darlin' you know what, um, what we're here for don't you?
- A... actually, I'm not quite sure.
- What do you mean, not quite sure? What did you come here for?
- I came here, uh, to find out.
- You mean... How old are you ?
- Well, I'm... I'm near... getting near forty, actually.
- What, and you mean you don't know? How come you don't know? What've you been doing all your life?
- Well, I've had a very nice life. I've had a very good life, but I must admit I don't know what I'm here for.
- Well, you're a funny one, aren't you? All right, we'll have to help you out then. First of all... I think first of all you'd better take off your trousers.
- Uh, take off my trousers, yes... How's that?
- That's a start. Now, come over here.... That feels nice, doesn't it?
- Oh yes, very nice. Very nice. Lovely.... That's lovely... Ooh, that is nice... (squeals, etc.)
- Well, how was that?

There's a place where I can hide away
Just for a little holiday
In the house of a friend we know
Called Nan True's Hole