Monty Python The FCC Song Lyrics

Here's a little song I wrote the other day while out duck hunting with a judge...

f___ you very much the FCC,
f___ you very much for fining me,
Five thousand bucks a f___,
So I'm really out of luck,
That's more than Heidi Fleiss was charging me.

So f___ you very much the FCC,
For proving that free speech just isn't free.
Clear channel's a dear channel,
So Howard Stern must go.
Attorney General Ashcroft doesn't like strong words and so,
He's charging twice as much as all the drugs for Rush Limbaugh,
So f___ you all so very much.

So f___ you very much dear Mr Bush,
For heroically sitting on your toosh.
For Halliburton, Enron, all the companies who pale,
Let's send them a clear signal and stick Martha straight in jail.
She's an uppity rich b____,
And at least she isn't male,
So f___ you all so very much.

So f___ you Mr d___head Cheney too,
f___ you and f___ everything you do,
Your pacemaker must be a fake, you haven't got a heart,
As far as I'm concerned you're just a pasty faced old fart.
And as for Condoleeza, she's an intellectual tart,
So f___ you all so very much.

So f___ you very much the EPA,
For giving all Alaska's oil away,
It really is a b__mer,
When I can't fill my hummer,
The ozone's a no-go zone now that Arnold's here to say,
"The Nuclear winter games are going to take place in LA,"
So f___ you all so very much.

So what the planet fails,
Let's save the great white males!
And f___ you all so very much

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