If I die and go to hell real soon
It will appear to me as this room
And for eternity I'll lay in bed, in my boxers
Half-stoned with a pillow under my head

I'd be chatting on the interweb
Maggots prey upon the living dead
I had no interest in the things she said
On the phone every day
I'll permanently hit the hay

(CHORUS):
I called her on the phone
And she touched herself
She touched herself
She touched herself
She touched herself
I called her on the phone
And she touched herself
I laughed myself to sleep

At this rate
I'll be heading for electric chairs
I'm only human with my cross to bear

When she described her underwear
I forgot all the rules
My Rabbi taught me in the old school

You're too young to be this empty, girl,
I'll prepare for you a sick, dark world
Know that you will be my downfall

But I call and I call and I call

(CHORUS)

I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want
I don't know what I want
(I met you on the internet)
I don't know what I want
(I met you on the internet)
I don't know what I want
(I met you on the internet)

(CHORUS)

Whoa

(CHORUS)

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