Wierd Al Yankovich Weird Al - Toast (rare as fuck) Lyrics

All around the country and the coast
People always say what do you like most
I don't wanna brag, I don't wanna boast
I just tell them, I like toast
Yeah toast!
Yeah toast!
I get up in the morning, about 6 a.m.
Have a little jelly, have a little jam
Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot
Push down the lever and the wires get hot. I get toast.
Yeah toast!
Yeah toast!
Now there's no secret to toasting perfection
There's a dial on the side and you make your selection
Push to the dark or the light, and then
If it pops too soon press down again. And get toast.
Yeah toast!
Ahh toast!
When the first caveman drove in from the drags
Didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs
Must have met a genius, got it in his head
Plug the toaster in the wall, buy a bag of bread. Make toast.
Yeah toast!
Ahh toast!
(in French voice, don't know what the words are, just a wild guess)
Uh huh bonjeur mesouir concat
Uh huh crosant de use de vat
Horat e veuir Eiffel Tower
Uh mouri bagi con venta swa
French toast!
French toast!
In Chicago or the Bob and Tom show
Yeah....toast!
uhuhuhuhuh.......toast!