Rated X Mas Suck On My '#!{%!' Lyrics

Jingle Bell Rock Parody (Suck on my c___)
Stroke on my, lick on my, suck on my c___,
It's the first time for you, so here's what you do,
Unzip me, and strip me, and show me you care,
Don't go rippin' out my pubic hair.

Reach for my, grab for my, pull out my c___,
You can do it with ease, just get on your knees.
Start licking and slurping, my d___ will get firm,
Soon you'll be tasting sperm.

Do it right now, and don't bite now,
Drag your tongue across my meat.
If you give me head, there's no need to spread,
By now you should know a b______ can't be beat!

Faster now, deeper now, into your throat,
The secret is not to choke!
Take my shaft by its pace,
stuff the whole thing in your face!
That's how you suck on my c___!

You make my d___ swell, as I moan and yell,
Heed the warning when I scream,
Although your throat is sore,
you'll have to open more,
To gasp your last breath before I shoot my cream!

Slurp it up, lick it up, don't ever stop,
swallow every last drop!
Now that you eat my meat,
I'll never have to beat my meat,
Thanks for strokin' my,
Thanks for lickin' my,
Thanks for suckin' my c___!!!

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