Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night
Somebody nearly cut me right off the road
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad
So I wrote a song about him instead
It goes like this...

Were you born an a__hole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'Cause you're an a__hole tonight

Yes you're an A-S-S-H-O-L-E
And don't you try to blame it on me
You deserve all the credit
You're an a__hole tonight

You were an a__hole yesterday
You're an a__hole tonight
And I've got a feelin'
You'll be an a__hole the rest of your life

(Instrumental Break)

And I was talkin' to your mother
Just the other night
I told her I thought you were an a__hole
She said, "Yes, I think you're right"

And all your friends are a__holes
'Cause you've known them your whole life
And somebody told me
You've got an a__hole for a wife

Were you born an a__hole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'Cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight

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