Trey Parker & Marc Shaiman Blame Canada! Lyrics
Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won't obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Should we blame the government?
Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?
No, blame Canada
With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
We need to form a full a__ault
It's Canada's fault!
Don't blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the d___ cartoon
And now he's off to join the Klan!
And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to f___ myself!
Well, blame Canada
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Canada came along
They're not even a real country anyway
My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,
Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue
Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
With all their hockey hullabaloo
And that b____ Anne Murray too
Shame on Canada
The s___ we must stop
The trash we must bash
The Laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!