If momma was married.
We'd live in a house as private as private can be.
Just momma, three ducks, five canaries,
A mouse, two monkeys, one father,
Six turtles, and me.
If momma was married.

If momma was married.
I'd jump in the air
And give all my toe shoes to you.
I'd get all the hair ribbons out of my hair,
And once and for all I'd get momma out too.
If momma was married.

Momma get out your white dress,
You've done it before.
Without much success!
Momma,
God speed and God bless.
We're not keeping score
What's one more or less?

Oh momma say yes,
And walk down the aisle while you may.
I'll gladly support you,
I'll even escort you.
And I'll gladly give you away.

Oh momma,
Get married today.

If momma was married
There wouldn't be anymore,
"Let me entertain you."
"Let me make you smile."
"I will do some kicks."
"Woo!"
"I will do some tricks."
"Sing out Louise!"
"Smile Baby."

Momma,
Please take our advice.
We aren't the Lunts.
I'm not Fannie Brice.
Momma,
We'll but you the rice.
If only this once,
You wouldn't think twice.

It could be so nice.
If momma got married to stay.
But momma gets married
And married,
And married!
And never gets carried away.

Oh Momma,
Oh Momma,
Oh Momma,
Get married today!

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