Mystical Pussy Crook Lyrics

[Officer]
Callin all cars, callin all cars
Be on the look out for a p____ vandalism. Over
A p____ bandit
Suspect is known in many states for d___in yo woman. Over
He is dangerous, be on the look out

[Mystikal]
I knock the m____fuckin p____ off the hook
Huh, I take the face off the rapper f___in with the punch master
The tight line sharp shooter, the handsome a__assin
Cuss word expert
You don't know nothing bout this
Come on mamma and get cha something braid it up pimpin
I make a shy cryin b____ start swimming
Take it off Put cha legs up, see if I can touch the kitty
f___ it f___ it suck it 200 dollars, b____ that ain't nothing (hurry up and buy)
Show me what cha working wit
But if ya p____ smellin shrimpy Ho, get yo f___in shirt and s___
Somebody better stop her, she runnin round this b____ ha p____ smellin like Red Lobster
That's the type of b____ ya don't touch
Some hoes you can look at but the rest don't f___!

[Hook]
d___ don't fail me now (huh huh)
I knock the coochie lining out (thas right)
If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it)
They call me the p____ crook (give it up)

d___ don't fail me now (huh huh)
I knock the coochie lining out (thas right)
If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it)
They call me the p____ crook (break ya self)

[Verse 2]
Somebody tell me the woman complaining talking bout I'm too s__ual
But leave me alone with her, betcha I could s__ the hoe
f___ you like I ate my vegetables
Knock it down for an hour and a half and still got d___ left the door
The MAN RIGHT CHEA!!!!
f___ you on the floor and still shake the chandelier
I got it caught again somewhere
Stop that f___in runnin and bring that a__ over here
b____ touch yo toes
Touch that wall
work that pole
What you doin after 2 AM? In the h___tel
Gotta give ya whatcha came for
Waste hittin wash it off then face hittin manojetwas I stay getting
If you can't work it then don't flirt
If you got them little bitty t__ties don't raise yo shirt
I sort em out and some ain't stayin
Take them f___in thongs off Don't here wit no plan
I cut cha up when I'm climmin on ya
Throw it at cha like I'm a phenomenon

[Hook]
d___ don't fail me now (huh huh)
I knock the coochie lining out (thas right)
If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it)
They call me the p____ crook (give it up)

d___ don't fail me now (huh huh)
I knock the coochie lining out (thas right)
If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it)
They call me the p____ crook (break ya self)

[Verse 3]
What the f___ you mean yo period done you can't gimme no lovin?
s___, it's time for Funky fire boo hole pluggin
She said ";I never done that stuff";
I said "; Well let me talk you through it, get the KY jelly";
Put a hump in yo back baby quit movin yo leg get loose and relax lady
She was actin all timid
But the next thing you know she was humpin back wit me
I was all the way up in that a__
I was hard like a horse she still wanted to do it fast
2 hours and no part still talking bout ";DON'T STOP OHHH LORD";

Hook: (repeat 2x)
d___ don't fail me now (huh huh)
I knock the coochie lining out (thas right
If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it)
They call me the p____ crook (give it up)

d___ don't fail me now (huh huh)
I knock the coochie lining out (thas right)
If I hit it one time ya hooked (and thas it)
They call me the p____ crook (break ya self)

[Officer]
Callin all cars, callin all cars, suspect last seen
headed east on I10 toward New Orleans. Over
Be advised he is armed with d___, and striking good looks. Over
The suspect is in a big truck excursion or escalade or something
s___ he is in a big truck. Be on the look out leave all p____ inside

[Mystikal]
Gimmie this m_________in money. Yall m_________ers ain't go never catch me
The only thing yall gone catch is this d___!! You m_________er
This a m_________in nother KLC SMASH!! You m_________er
Mystikal medicine Man Big truck n____. Over.