Oh I had s__ with Max but it was too complex
And he has just knocked me off my legs
Cos he had s__ with his ex
I went to bed with Fred - It was so sad
Cos all I had from Mister Fred
He got my dreams all wet
So I had s__ on the phone
It went on and on and on
But it shakes me on the bone now that I'm alone
Don't need no w____ no Fred no Max
Just Mambo No s__

It's Mambo Number s__
It's Mambo Number s__
Touch me baby
Mambo Number s__
Mambo Number s__

I had some fun with Dr d___
He showed me a new trick
But babe he made me sick
He always came to quick
Checked it out with Fritz
Man he was a blitz
I know how that fits - his wife had seven kids
I went with Howard - the coward
But we got in a jam
Cos he didn't give a d___
He was scared of Uncle Sam
So Fred go to bed and Max grab your ex
I'll take Mambo No s__

It's Mambo Number s__
It's Mambo Number s__
Touch me baby
Mambo Number s__
Mambo Number s__

I don't wanna tango
No cha cha cha no twist
And I don't wanna samba and fandango
I just want to be kissed
Oh I don't wanna do the bossa nova
No jitterbug with Max
The only thing that gets me off the sofa
Is Mambo No s__

It's Mambo Number s__
It's Mambo Number s__
Touch me baby
Mambo Number s__
Mambo Number s__

It's Mambo Number s__
It's Mambo Number s__

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