Weird Al Yankovich Star Wars Gangsta Rap (Yoda Mix) Lyrics

The Dark Lord calls and Darth Vader Answers

It's not the East or the Westside(No It's not)
It's not the North or the Southside (No It's not)
It's the dark side (You are correct)
In front of the empire
So all you Vader haters out there
We'll blow your planet up

Switch

What is thy bitting my master (It's a disaster Skywalker we're after)
What if he could be turned to the Dark Side (Yes he'd be a powerful ally another dark Jedi he will join us or die)

We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)

Luke's Dad

Luke
Get your a__ over here right now
Quit monkeying around on that d___ land speeder
Where are those two droids I asked you to clean boy
You clean your room?

Luke

I'm blowing
I know I'm on probation
I cleaned the droids can I go to the Hodji station
I got a lay away on a power converter
But now your treating me like a scruffy nerd-herder

Qui Gon

Luke use the force and run
Run to Degava
Run to Degava

Luke use the force and run
Run to Degava
Run to Degava

Yoda

I'm Yoda
I'm a soldier
I'm older than Todja
I thought I told ya
Don't be in wise
Judge me not by my size
You won't beleive your eyes
Watch the X-wing rise

Luke

Yoda
Why you being a playa hata
You know that I still must confront Lord Vader

Yoda

But Luke not ready are you

Luke

But there is a city in the clouds where there keeping my crew
A Jedis gotta do what a Jedis gotta do
So now Vader I'm coming for you

Yea that is right R2 time to set a new course We're going to Cloud City that is a mighty good Gin and Tonic could you mix me up another things about to get ugly

Darth Vader

Impressive now release your anger
You must sense that your friends are in danger

Luke

Ooo why'd you slice off my hand

Darth Vader

It's imperative that you understand
Obi-won would never father
Tell me what you knew about your father

Luke

He told me enough
He told me you killed him

Darth Vader

Then there is something I must reveal then
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father
I'm your father

Qui Gon

Knock 'em out the box Luke
Knock 'em out
Knock 'em out the box Luke
Knock 'em out
Knock 'em out the box Luke
Knock 'em out
Knock 'em out the box Luke
Knock 'em out
Knock 'em out the box Luke

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