I'm a guy with a heart of gold
The ways of a gentleman I've been told
That kind of guy that'd never harm a flea

But if me and a certain character met
The man who invented the cigarette
I'd murder that son of a gun
In the first degree

Now it ain't cause I don't smoke myself
I don't figure it'll hurt my health
I've been smoking for twenty-five years
Ain't dead yet

But them nicotine slaves
They're all the same
At a petting party or a poker game
Everything's gotta stop while
You smoke that cigarette

[CHORUS]
Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette
Puff, puff, puff and if
You puff yourself to death
Tell Saint Peter at the golden gate
That you just hate to make him wait
But you just gotta have
Another cigarette

At a game of chance the other night
Old Dame fortune was doing me right
The Kings and Queens just
Kept on coming round

I played 'em low and bet 'em high
My bluff didn't work on a certain guy
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Kept on betting, laying that money down

He'd raise me and I'd raise him
I sweated blood, you gotta sink or swim
Well, he finally called and
Then didn't raise the bet

I said, Aces full, pal, how 'bout you
He said, I'll tell you in a minute or two
But right now I'm gonna
Smoke another cigarette

[repeat CHORUS]

The other night, I had a date
With the cutest little gal
In the forty-eight states
A regular uptown fancy kinda dame

She said she loved me, it seemed to me
Things was going the way
They's supposed to be
Hand in hand, we was
Strolling down Lover's Lane

She's was, oh, so far from a keg of ice
Our petting party was going nice
So help me, Hannah, I'd've been there yet

But I give her a hug and a little squeeze
And she said, Cody, excuse me please
Right now, I gotta light up
One of them cigarettes

Smoke, smoke, smoke that cigarette
Puff, puff, puff and if
You puff yourself to death

Tell Saint Peter at the golden gate
That you just hate to make him wait
You just gotta have
Just one more cigarette

Now life ain't nothing but a poker game
No two hands quite the same
But I never saw a winner that didn't bet

So if any of you folks are fetching to quit
I ain't gonna criticize you one little bit
Instead, I'm gonna light up
One of them cigarettes

[repeat CHORUS]

Got a smoke

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