Evil Dead Original Off-Broadway Cast What The Fuck Was That? Lyrics

ASH AND SCOTT
What the f___ was that?

SCOTT
Your sister has turned into a zombie

ASH AND SCOTT
What the f___ was that?

ASH
Your girlfriend was a demon too

ASH AND SCOTT
What the f___ was that?

SCOTT
She just ripped my pre-ripped Abercrombie

ASH AND SCOTT
What the f___ was that?

ASH
I got some Shelly on my shoe

ASH AND SCOTT
What darkness lurks beyond this wooden sanctum?
What the f___ was that?

SCOTT
Dude, these hoes been zombefied!
I cannot stay here anymore
I'm getting out of here!

ASH
No, we cannot leave, Linda's ankle won't make it, I fear

SCOTT
I cannot stay, I killed my lay!
I must go now

ASH
You can't go now

SCOTT
I must!

ASH
You can't!

SCOTT
I must

ASH
You can't!

SCOTT
b____es out for blood!
I can't take this anymore

ASH
We don't even know if there's a way back
Except for that d___ broken foorbridge

SCOTT
Gotta go!
Right now!
I'll find a road where I'll flag down a van!

ASH
Just listen to me

SCOTT
No I won't!

ASH
Linda can't walk

SCOTT
It's time to go!

ASH
Cannot hike
Can't even stand

SCOTT
Then we'll leave her
That's our brand-new...

ASH AND SCOTT
Plan
What the f___ was that?

SCOTT
Now I'll put an end to this vacation

ASH AND SCOTT
What the f___ was that?

ASH
Scott, don't leave me all alone

ASH AND SCOTT
Necronomicon
The Book of the Dead

ASH
The Chant

SCOTT
A curse

ASH
The chicks

SCOTT
I'm gone!

ASH AND SCOTT
What the f___ was that?
It's the Evil Dead!

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