When I was young I used to be
As fine a man as you'd ever see
Till the Prince of Wales he said to me
Come and join the British Army

chorus:
Toora loora loora loo
Tey're looking for monkeys up at the zoo
Says I if I had a face like you
I'd join the British Army

Sarah Condon baked a cake
'Twas all for poor old Slattery's sake
She threw herself into the lake
Pretending she was barmy

Chorus

Corporal Daly went away
His wife got in the family way
And the only thing she could say
Was blame the British Army

chorus

Corporal Kelly's a terrible drought
Just give him a couple of jars of stout
He'll beat the enemy with his mouth
And save the Btitish Army

chorus

Kilted soldiers war no drawers
Won't you kindly lend them yours
The rich must always help the poor
To save the British Army

chorus

When I was young I used to be
As fine a man as you'd ever see
Tll the Prince of Wales he said to me
Come and join the British Army

Toora loora loora loo
They're looking for monkeys up at the zoo
Says I if I had a face like you
I'd f___ the British Army

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