It took me five bars saw thirty license plates
I saw her mustang and my eyes filled up with rage
I brought my pistol but I ain't some kinda fool
So I walked right in there barehanded
She was on his arm while he was playing pool
Just like I used to do
She kissed him while I got a beer
She didn't think I'd show up here
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

I watched her for awhile but I didn't like her walk
Came across kinda cheap to me but hey how's that my fault
She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch
Somebody tell that girl step up to the plate
I wanna pitch, little b____

Well, those pretty girls can play there game
But their d___ well gonna know my name
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

I started throwing things, I scared folks half to death
Got up in his face smelled whiskey on his breath
Didn't give a second thought to being thrown in jail
Well, baby, to a hammer everything looked like a nail
I was mad as hell

Well, those pretty girls are all the same
But they d___ well better know my name
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

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