Terrance & Philip Uncle F**ka Lyrics

[Terrance:] Shut your f--king face uncle f--ka
You're a c___ sucking a__ licking uncle f--ka
You're an uncle f--ka, yes its true
Nobody f--ks uncles quite like you

[Phillip:] Shut your f--king face uncle f--ka
You're the one that f--ked your uncle, uncle f--ka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just f--k your uncle all day long

[farting noises]
[Terrance:] Hmm!
[farting noises]
[laughing]
[farting noises]
[Some Guy:] What's going on here?
[farting noises]
[Man 1:] That's garbage!
[Man 2: ]Well, what do you expect -- they're Canadian.
[People:] OOOoooooooooooooh
f--ker f--ker uncle f--ka uncle f--ka f--ka f--ka f--ka
[T & P:] Shut your f--king face uncle f--ka
[Terrance:] uncle f--ka

[Terrance:] You're a b____ biting b______ uncle f--ka
[Phillip:] You're an uncle f--ka I must say
[Terrance:] Well you f--ked your uncle yesterday
[Everyone: (laughing)]
[People:] Uncle f--ka... thats
[Everyone:] U-N-C-L-E f--k you Uncle
f--kaaaaaa...

[Phillip:] Suck my b____!

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