What if your brain, unexpectedly and suddenly,
Picked out things to flip around and view a lot differently?
What if blue sky, all of a sudden turned a purple hue?
We would s___ a brick the size of all of it... what if?

What if I was just dreaming? (What if I was just dreaming?)
What if I lived in a pear? (What if I lived in a pear?)
What if my watch read 4:20 every hour, every day?
You can bet your dollar I'd be happy!

I forgot to remember...
I forgot to remember my pain.
Take me to your leader or die by the fly guy!

What if mothballs, hanging around too close to microwaves,
Suddenly woke up and said: "Take me to your leader or die by the fly guy!
He'll push you out, no wings attached!"
Just do as I say, no mistake, he'll blow away.

What if I was just dreaming? (What if I was just dreaming?)
What if I lived in a pear? (What if I lived in a pear?)
What if I had a mustard drenched cucumber tied to my leg
And I did not want my pants to get dirty?
What if this, what if that?!
Go!

I forgot to remember,
I forgot to remember my pain.
Take me to your leader or die by the fly guy!

I forgot to remember,
I forgot to remember my....pain!
My pain!
Forgot to inject my... cocaine!
Forgot to apply my... rogaine!
Forgot to remember... my pain!
Pain, pain, pain

I never think, I never thought, oh maybe I'm insane!
I think I like being way the f___ outta my brain!
I never think, I never thought, oh maybe I'm insane!
I think I like being way the f___ outta my brain!!!!

I forgot to remember;
I forgot to remember my pain.
Take me to your leader or die by the fly guy!

I forgot to remember;
I forgot to remember my pain.
Take me to your leader or die by the fly guy!

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