Bob Rivers Cats In The Kettle Lyrics

Did you ever think when you eat Chinese
It ain't pork or chicken but a fat siamese
Yet the food tastes great so you don't complain
But that's not chicken in your chicken chow-mein
Seems to me I ordered sweet and sour pork
But Garfield's on my fork
He's purrin' here on my fork

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peeking-Moon
The place that I eat every day at noon
They can feed you cat and you'll never know
Once they wrap it up in dough, boys...
They fry it real crisp in dough...

Chow Lin asked if I wanted more
As he was dialin' up his buddy at the old pet store
I said, not today I lost my appitite
There's two cats in my belly and they want to fight
I was suckin' on Rolaid and a Tums or two
When I swear I heard it mew, boys...
And that is when I knew

There's a cat in the kettle at the Peeking-Moon
I think I gotta stop eatin' there at noon.
They say that it's beef or fish or pork
But it's purrin' there on my fork
There's a hairball on my fork.

See also:

Zülfü Livaneli Yangın Yeri Lyrics
Jelena Karleusa Ne Smem Da Se Zaljubim U Tebe Lyrics