Monty Python drunk philosophers Lyrics
Emmanuel Kant was a real p___ed ant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozey beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Friederich Hegel, (Wilhelm Friederich Hegel?)
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently p___ed.
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half-a-pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of Whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a b_____ for the bottle.
Hobbs was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes mas a drunken fart:
I drink, therefore I am.
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed:
A lovely little thinker, but a b_____ when he's p___ed.
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