Emmanuel Kant was a real p___ed ant
A
Who was very rarely stable.

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozey beggar
D
Who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume
G
Wilhelm Friederich Hegel, (Wilhelm Friederich Hegel?)
A
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
D
Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.

A
There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya

'Bout the raising of the wrist
A7
Socrates himself was permanently p___ed.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half-a-pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of Whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a b_____ for the bottle.
Hobbs was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes mas a drunken fart:
I drink, therefore I am.

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed:

A lovely little thinker, but a b_____ when he's p___ed.

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