We're here..are we..on Thursday..This guitar's from EBAY. I've heard some of you say..but Danny Tanner was not gay. Tell me why..They lived in San Francisco. Tell me why, they went through lots of Crisco. Tell me why, I never slept with Dave Coulier but Kimmy Gibbler got it this way...After 8 years with them in a house with two men they were my second family. The last show shed a tear, when Stamos grabbed at my rear, and Uncle Jesse was inside of me. Sometimes the show wasn't that funny, but f*** YOU, made lots of money. But I gave, I gave half to my ex-wife anyway, woulda been cheaper If I had been gay. Tell me why- some people call me f**got, maybe 'cause my last name's Saget. Tell me why, I suck d*** for c**e, but that's not to say, I SEEN IT, That doesn't mean Danny Tanner could be gay. Oh Oh Danny Tanner was not gay, live Dave Coulier...Woooo