Tenacious D - Tenacious D Cock Pushups Lyrics

Kg: do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out...
jb: yeah?
kg: do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
jb: pshh, yeah, in fact, i been getting ready.
kg: yeah?
jb: yeah, i been doin c___ pushups.
kg: c___ pushups?
jb: yeah.
kg: what are those?
jb: its where you f___in lay down flat on the ground.
kg: yeah...
jb: and then you let your b____ lift you up off the ground.
kg: n...no, that's, that'd be impossible. your c___ can support your whole
weight?
jb: well not at first...
kg: yeah?
jb: but over time.
kg: hmm...how many pushups can you do?
jb: ...c___ pushups?
kg: yeah...i guess, you could only do one really.
jb: yeah, well one is all ya need.