Homer : Who can take your trash out?
Stomp it down for you?
Shake the plastic bag and do the twisty thingy-doo?
The Garbage Man!

Trash Men : Yes the Garbage Man Can!

Homer + Trash Men : The Garbage Man can
And he does it with a smile
And never judges you.

Marge : Who can take this diaper?

Trash Man : I don't mind at all!

Chief Wiggum : Who can clean me up before the big policeman's ball?
The Garbage Maaaaan!

Trash Men : Yes the Garbage Man can.

U2 : The sanitation folks
Are jolly friendly blokes.
Courteous and easy-going

The Edge : They'll mop up when you're oh-

U2 and Trash Men : -ver flowin'!

Bono : And tell you when your a___ is showing'!

Apu : Who can?
Sideshow Mel : Who can?
Ned Flanders : Who can?
Oscar : Who can?

All : The Garbage Man can!

Bart and Lisa : Coz he's Homer Simpson, man!

All : He cleans the world....for....you!

[crowd cheers]

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