Brat Chalk Dust (The Umpire Strikes Back) Lyrics

The way I the world really pays off (Fifteen - love)
Nobody could see it, what a shot (Thirty - love)
You could possibly show off that backhand (Thirty - fifteen)
These two boys really mean business today (Fourty - fifteen)

Out

Out

What!

Out

What!

The ball was out

You gotta be kidding

The ball's in
Everyone could see that the ball's in
Chalk dust
Everyone could see that there was chalk dust

That ball was in by about a mile
You people here a g______ senile

Don't be noisy, there is the good chap
You wake the linesman, she's having a nap

Screw ball, call yourself an umpire?
You're a screw ball

Play on, you're being rather naughty
Kindly play on

I won't play on 'till you change you're call
You didn't even see the .. ball
I come over here to play a .. Game
But you're blind reaction to .. team

The ball's in
Everyone could see that the ball's in
Chalk dust
Everyone could see that there was chalk dust

I am awfully sorry but the ball was out
I'd be jolly greatfull if you didn't shout
If you don't like it here, well, you shouldn't come
Frankly, sir, you're a pain in the b__

Moron, I want another umpire
You're a moron
Chalk dust, I wanna see my lawyer
There was chalk dust

You pick on me 'cause of who I am
I am not playing on and I don't give a d___
The ball wasn't out it is a g______ lie
I won't play on and I think I'm gonna cry

Chalk dust, I wanna see my daddy
There was chalk dust

Boring, I'm gonna have to shoot you now
You're boring
I'm sorry about this you iddious little brat
I'm sick of you
The umpire strikes back

Oh, you're the pits
You're scum, man
You're not fit to be called a human being

I was talking to myself

Uh

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