I slit my wrists with my swingline
Copied myself 500 times
I pierced my ears with a 3-hole punch
Ate 12 dozen donuts for lunch

But next week I'm a walk, next week I'm a walk
And the week after that I'm gonna run

I swam in an Olympic-size pool
Had a picnic with a ventriloquist
Saw my brother coming up the hill
He wrapped a beach towel round my wrist

So next week I'm a walk, next week I'm a walk
And the week after that I'm gonna run

I dumped Surel for an older man
Now I'm doing it for Dante
Gimme some of that nasty water,
I'll take it one sip at a time

So next week I'm a walk, next week I'm a walk
And the week after that I'm gonna run

Next week I'm a walk
And the week after that I'm gonna run
On one of those things:
It's something like a treadmill I think

So next week I'm a walk, next week I'm a walk
And the week after that I'm gonna run

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