Weird Al Yankovich Weird Al Yankavich (eminem) - The Real Filipino (the real slim shady parody) Lyrics

ll The Real Filipino ll
DJ Gokou

May I Have The Attention Please?
Excuse me,May I have The attention please?
Will The real filipino,please stand up,
I repeat, will the real filipino please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here.

Ya'll like like,never seen a filipino before.
Ballzin' around the floor,Die hard fans..he man more.
Like another world war,slip him before,
all this galore,Are you ready for more?
It's a return of the always,no wait you're kidding,
he just didn't say what I think,did he?

Cause Iraq said
"Putangina mo,ay jus ko.ang tatay mo kalbo."
Pinay woman love pinoy men,
jacking all the fresh cars,d___it
I'm sick if them
"Look at him driving around in the filipino woods but with you know who yeah but hes pangit though."
I probably got a couple Condoms that are used,
but worst of all is whats inside your ate's bedroom.

I wanna get in some how but how?
Its time to time,to hump a carabou.
"My foot is on your face,my foot is on your face."
and if I get lucky you just might give it a little taste.
And Thats the message we deliver to the human race,
and of course having a war on your freakin' face(uhyeah)

You gonna know what cantutan is by the fourth grade.
(because the international channel knows this)
We ain't nothing but wild,but some of us now eat anything americians don't allow.
But hump animals and carabous
and theres no reasons that buddist people can't eat cow,

But if you feel like I feel I got the dough,
give away all your clothes,even flying under clothes

[chorus]
I'm filipino,yes I'm a filipino.
All you other filipinos,are just filipinos.
So wont the real filipino please stand up?
please stand up.
please stand up.
Cause I'm filipino,yes I'm a filipino.
All you other filipinos, are just filipinos
So won't the real filipino please stand up?
please stand up
please stand up.
What?!

Yuppp
(thats right,thats right)
(keep em' up, keep em' up)
(throw em' up,throw em' up)
(b.o,b.o,o.b 1, 2001)

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