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This letter contains some tough news. It's not pleasant to hear, but it's very important, and it's part of telling the truth. I want to share this with you because we must understand that nintendo's quips are not restrained by any moral scruples. And we must formulate that understanding into as clear and cogent a message as possible. While nintendo puts on a good dog-and-pony show, if it continues to commit all sorts of mortal sins -- not to mention an uncountable number of venial ones -- I will indubitably be obliged to do something about it. And you know me: I never neglect my obligations. Nintendo's reasoning is circular and therefore invalid. In other words, it always begins an argument with its conclusion (e.g., that embracing a system of exclusivism will make everything right with the world) and therefore -- not surprisingly -- it always arrives at that very conclusion.

Nintendo says that it knows 100% of everything 100% of the time. What it means by this, of course, is that it wants free reign to expose and neutralize its enemies rather than sit at the same table and negotiate. Nintendo is hell-bent on suppressing our freedom. But there's the rub; I try never to argue with nintendo because it's clear it's not susceptible to reason. If nintendo had lived the short, sickly, miserable life of a chattel serf in the ages "before technocracy" it wouldn't be so keen to revive an arcadian past that never existed. Maybe it'd even begin to realize that if it could have one wish, it'd wish for the ability to promote the malignant epithets of gin-swilling, intolerant spongers. Then, people the world over would be too terrified to acknowledge that nintendo's trucklers are tools. Like a hammer or an axe, they are not inherently evil or destructive. The evil is in the force that manipulates them and uses them for destructive purposes. That evil is nintendo, who wants nothing less than to gag free speech.

Some people contend that nintendo's hatchet jobs are a conduit that funnels callow thoughts into the heads of snappish, superstitious schmoes. Others think that nintendo's ebullitions carry multiple connotations, ranging from the feral (they tell us how to live, what to say, what to think, what to know, and -- most importantly -- what not to know) to the self-deceiving (they paint pictures of untoward worlds inhabited by virulent carousers). In the interest of clearing up the confusion I'll make the following observation: By allowing nintendo to conjure up dirt against its fellow human beings, we are allowing it to play puppet master. Nintendo wants to cast the world into nuclear holocaust. But what if the tables were turned? How would nintendo like that? Comments on the above are welcome, but please think them out first.

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