Jimmy Kimmel & Ben Affleck I'm Fucking Ben Affleck Lyrics

Jimmy Kimmel: Oh, Hi Sarah. It's been a long time. I guess you've been...busy with...Matt Damon. I've been busy too. I've been thinking about us, and you and him and, I'm happy for you. I really am. He's a great guy. I mean he's the s__iest man alive. I found somebodye pretty s__y too. I don't know if you've heard, but...I'm f___ing Ben Affleck!

Ben Affleck: He's f___ing Ben Affleck.

Jimmy Kimmel: While you and Matt are swappin' spit. I said I'm f___ing Ben Affleck!

Ben Affleck: He said he's f___ing Ben Affleck. Hey Sarah, he's got bigger t__s.

Jimmy Kimmel: They're not hairy though, right?

Ben Affleck: No...

Brad Pitt: Excuse me...Is someone here...f___ing Ben Affleck?

Jimmy Kimmel: I am! I'm f___ing him!

Brad Pitt: Great, sign here.

Jimmy Kimmel: Thank you. [Reads cake] Congratulations on f___ing Ben Affleck.

Crowd & Ben: Ahhhh....

Brad Pitt: What did you wish for?

Jimmy Kimmel & Ben Affleck: When we're together there's this feeling inside.
It's like a million b___erflies flutterin' in my behind.
I love the dimples in your chin, I see diamonds in your eyes.
When I'm f___ing you Ben Affleck I feel like I can fly.
And our f___ing won't be stopped no matter how hard they try.

Ben Affleck: They can't stop it.

Jimmy Kimmel: They can't stop it.

Joan Jett: You won't tear them apart. You can't stop this love affair, cause they love f-u-c-k-i-n-g.

Robin Williams: This is not a man crush. He's f___ing our friend Ben.

Don Cheadle: And so we all...we all hope Matt will understand...

Everyone: He's f___ing Ben

Pete Wentz & Dominic Monaghan: f___ing Ben Affleck

Perry Farrell: Yeah, Jimmy's the one who's f___ing Ben Affleck like they're in prison.

Everyone: Just like prison.

Macy Gray: He's f___ing Ben...Ben Affleck's his guy.

Joel Madden and Benji Madden: Oh, it's through the f___ing night and day...

Lance Bass: Just ask Huey!

Cameron Diaz: Okay, I'll ask him Huey, did you see them f___ at all?

Huey Luis: Yes, I saw them f___. They were in a bathroom stall.

Josh Groban: Oooohhh ooohhhh oohhh he's f___ing Ben, f___ing Ben Affleck. He's fuuuucking Bennnn!

Everyone: He's f___ing Ben. He's f___ing Ben Affleck!

Christopher Mintz-Plasse: Jimmy's the one who's f___ing Ben Affleck like they're in prison!

Meatloaf & Everyone: He's f___ing Ben. Ben Affleck's his guy!

Joel Madden and Benji Madden: Do the f___ing every way.

d___y Barrett: Just ask Don Cheadle!

Don Cheadle: Ooohhhh ooohhh ooohhh he's f___ing Ben.

Everyone: He's f___ing Ben Affleck!

[Harrison Ford blows a kiss to Ben and Jimmy]

Everyone: Jimmy's the one who's f___ing Ben Affleck like they're in prison.

Christina Applegate & Rebecca Romijn: Just like prison!

Everyone: He's f___ing Ben! f___ing Ben Affleck. Jimmy's the one who's f___ing Ben Affleck like they're in prison. He's f___ing Ben. Ben Affleck's his guy!

Huey Luis & Cameron Diaz: They've been making sweet sweet love, Ben and Jimmy!

Josh Groban: That was pretty f___in' good.

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