Circus of Dead Squirrels Hell's Kitchen Lyrics

Bathing in flames
the stink of burning flesh
I s___ my trousers what did you expect
a Hershey's stream of pain peanuts and corn galore
Mr. Peanut Orville Redenbacher have declared a war
Ernie Keebler sucks the E.L. Fudge from my a__hole
dips Dunkaroos into the sludge
Pillsbury Doughboy sits between my cinnabuns
he pokes and prods and waits for Nestle Quick to come
snap crackle pop inside my pants
I feel my Grapenuts start to do a little dance
then I hear the words of my fate
Tony the Tiger screaming "They're great"
silly rabbit Trix are for kids
now I'm being punished for being so selfish
if I could start again
I would eat my Wheaties like Michael Jordan
there's a fantasy inside my a__
familiar characters from my childhood past
this is not a bad acid trip this is Hell's kitchen
La puta de Chiquita Banana corta su cabeza
the Chiquita banana b____ chops off your head it's crazy it's bad it's not good
the Twinkie cowboy steals the cream filling from my c___
the Jolly Green Giant smashes my b____ like two peas in a pod
Oscar Mayer makes a bologna sandwich from the shriveled remains
and feeds it to the Devil Dogs
Charlie the Tuna with his Starkist tuna lid
goes to cut my a__ cheek gets the taint of my b____ instead
the Hamburger Helper glove tugs and rips off my c___
puts it in a box of Fruity Pebbles now a prize in Bedrock
Aunt Jemima pone siropa caliente encima de su bolso de bolas
Aunt Jemima puts hot syrup on your ball bag I'm s___ting a rainbow of color
la cocina del Diablo
necesito un Pudding Pop en el culo
viva por Telemundo
necesito un Slush Puppy en los testiculos.