Radio Sponsor Degenatron Lyrics

Speaker: Are ya tired of dad?
Boy: Dad, noone wants to hear your stupid Vietnam story.
Speaker: Are ya tired of mom?
Mom: Hi angel, do ya want to read a book or go outside?
Boy: Nooo!
Backing: Degenatron!
Speaker: The arcade comes to your living room, only without the creepy guys
offering to show you puppies.
Kids: Awesome.
Speaker: The degenatron, you can play video games just like you are in the
Arcade.
Kids: Excellent!
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Speaker: The degenatron gaming system plays three exciting games including
Defender of the Faith where you save the green dots with your fantastic flying
red square.
Kids: Cool!
Speaker: Monkey's Paradise where you swing from green dot to green dot with
your red square monkey.
Kids: That's red!
Speaker: And Penatrator where you smash the green dots deep inside the
mysterious red square.
Kids: Wow!
Speaker: The Degenatron brings arcade realism to your living room. It can even
tackle quarters and a strange sweaty man comes by to empty the machine on
Fridays.
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Speaker: Degenatron, fighting the evil of boredom.
Kids: I'll never go to school again.
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