(Uuuuuuh)

[CHORUS:]
I got mad hoes and I got mad b____es
I'm coding in C and I branch with switches
Java programming and C++
I program high homie, pass the dutch

Man pass the dutch
And shut the f___ up.
Art of Computer Programming,
In Knuth We Trust
Pour some out for Dijkstra dog,
Show your love
'Cause Turing is looking out for us from up above.

I'm like Gödel,
Except reincarnated.
I used to be an undergrad,
Now I graduated.
The haters, oh man how they hate it
But most in the lab, they just glad I made it.

Yo yo,
(Chorus)

MC Plus+,
I program high and drunk
Listen to Lil Jon cause I keep it crunk
Programming and thuggin,
I made them one in the same
Sippin' Hennessey,
Writin' "static void main()"

Champagne when my code runs flawlessly
I strongly suggest you don't f___ with me
I wish professors would just let me be
But haters gonna try hatin' on a real CS-O.G.

(Chorus)

You can't code like me,
Man stick to shell scripts.
MC Plus+ write an OS in MIPS
Man f___ scripts,
You should stick to HTML
Could you even write "Hello World!"?
It's hard to tell.

Object oriented programming,
Can't match my design.
My code's fine like J. Lo,
Yours looks like Frankenstein.
My comments are like rhythm and rhyme,
Got b____es fighting over me like
"Uh-uh, s____, he's so mine"

Uh uh,
(Chorus)

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