Kevin Bloody Wilson Adsolute C*** of a Day Lyrics

I've had an absolute c___ of a day
Everything that could go, did go wrong
so if i'm aloud to use the word c___ in a song
i've had an absolute c___ of a day

Started as a fart in bed well it started as a fart but i s___ myself instead
And the f___en misses going off her f___en head
I've had an absolute c___ of a day
and running to the dunny like a b______ trying to hold it in with me finger up me a___
and skidding past the kids and them little c___s laughing
i've had an absolut c___ of a day

I've had an absolute c___ of a day
Everything that could go, did go wrong
so if im aloud to use the word c___ in a song
ive had an absolute c___ of a day

No hot water had to take a cold shower
scrubbing s___ from every orifice took a f___en hour
then f___ f___ f___ no f___en towels
ive had an absolute c___ of a day

pulling on me jeans and tripped
broke me f___en nose and split me f___en lip
got me c___ caught in me f___en zip
ive had an absolute c___ of a day

I've had an absolute c___ of a day
Everything that could go, did go wrong
so if im aloud to use the word c___ in a song
ive had an absolute c___ of a day

then driving meself to the doctors
busted and bleeding c___ swollen and trobbing
not a good time to get stopped by the cops
ive had an absolute c___ of a day
b______s didnt even let me explain just cuffed me up and pulled me off to jail no f___en phone call, no f___en bail!
ive had an absolute c___ of a day

I've had an absolute c___ of a day
Everything that could go, did go wrong
so if im aloud to use the word c___ in a song
ive had an absolute c___ of a day

so your honour thats how it is thats exactly how it started and how it ended all up here, and you f___en lot laugh and aint making it too easy
ive had an absolute c___ of a day
and im in too much f___en pain to plead
and i dont give a f___ if you dont believe me
just take me out the back and f___en shoot me please!
ive had an absolute c___ of a day
ive had an absolute c___ of a day
everything that could go did go wrong, so if im aloud to use the word c___ in a song ive had an absolute c___ of a day
ive had an absolute c___ of a, just another one of them, absolute c___ of a day!!!