It's Christmas time baby
And I sure do love you
I hope you remember
That there was only one thing I need for Christmas

Here's a holiday story, a cautionary tale
About a night when love couldn't prevail
The Christmas tree was lit so bright
Stacked high with gifts, it was quite a sight

With each I opened I grew so low
I held my breath there was one more to go
That's when I left my girl standing by the tree
'Cause when I opened that last box I didn't receive my

Gold inlayed, leather bound, chromium, foil enhanced
Holographic, U.V. plastic, pencil sketch, photographed
One in ten, nine point nine, personally autographed, Alternate Cover

A Rolex watch, a facial buff
A nose hair trimmer, I couldn't thank her enough
But there's only one sign of what true love could be
It's the one friggin' gift that she didn't get me, I want my

Gold inlayed, leather bound, chromium, foil enhanced
Holographic, U.V. plastic, pencil sketch, photographed
One in ten, nine point nine, personally autographed, Alternate Cover

And so it ends
I sure do miss my girlfriend
But I know that my local comic book retailer
He sure loves me!

Spot varnished, untarnished, barely been circulated
Full embossed, latex glossed, personally dedicated
Jewel encrusted, price guide trusted, completely orchestrated, Alternate Cover

Gold inlayed, leather bound, chromium, foil enhanced
Holographic, U.V. plastic, pencil sketch, photographed
One in ten, nine point nine, personally autographed, Alternate Cover

Surround sound, by the pound, highly collectable
Guaranteed, sugar free, mildly delectable
First edition, mint condition, girlfriend rejectable, Alternate Cover

Glow'n the dark, snap on parts, highly regarded
Sun roof, fire proof, media bombarded
Kevlar mesh, human flesh, completely r_____ed, Alternate Cover

Blood in ink, the kitchen sink, totally unreadable
Cajun spiced, overpriced, cash unretrievable
Decompressed, permanent press, the end's unforeseeable for Alternate covers

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