Britney: Hey! I'm gonna dance, y'all, yeah!

[She takes off her jacket]

Britney: Just got in a fender bender, I forgot to hit the breaks. It seems that for the last year, I've made a few mistakes.

[Clips of Britney from the past year appear on the screen]

Britney: Went to rehab, left too soon, made my hair look like the moon, then it really hit the skids, gettin' in hit-and-runs, ignored the kids, walked around in a daze while lip-syncing at the VMAs , wore a skimpy black bikini while binging on fettuchini.

Britney: But now i'm gonna make some changes, i'm gonna change what I'm all about. There's gonna be some re-arranges, so don't you throw this white trash out. Don't throw this white trash out.

Gonna get a whole new attitude, no more mixin' food with fatty foods, gonna get a new ringtone for my phone, gonna put the kids in a foster home, gonna find a new man that I could trust, last name Timberlake first name Justin, gonna change my make-up change my hair...and i'll finally put on underwear!

Britney: I'm gonna make some changes, i'm gonna change what I'm all about. There's gonna be some re-arranges, so don't you throw this white trash out.

Changin' is a good thing to do, like when Rosie left The View.

[A picture of Rosie and Barbara Walters appears on the screen. Then, Rosie is torn off]

Britney: Changin' never fails to please us, like when Michael Vick found Jesus

[A picture of Michael Vick and a dog appears on screen, but then, the dog's face turns into Jesus's face]

Britney: The polar ice caps are reforming, thanks to a change called global warning. That's where everybody wins, cause everybody loves swimming. And even though my career is dead, at least I got rid of K-Fed!

[A picture of K-Fed is being flushed down the toilet on the screen]

Britney: There's gonna be some re-arranges, you're gonna see a whole new me. And my very first new change is i'm singing on MADtv, MADtv! I'm singing on MADtv! (more)

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