Loco Dice Phat Dope Shit Lyrics

6 o clock in the mornin'. heh.
get outta bed,
take a swig off that bottle of vodka i tried to finish off this mornin' man.
i was p___ed as a fart.
yeah so what did i do, chucked the b____ out from the night before dint I?
open the door, i forgot to take a shower but it don't matter anyway.
i love that smell of s__.
so i thought i'd follow that smell down to the beach.
n' on my way mate, you shoulda seen the babes.
what all ova the place,
left, right
and in the middle.
it was wicked.

in the distance i could hear this beat sort of...
buildin' up.
in the background people screamin' at the tops of their voices.
it was an amazin' feelin'.
the sun was shinin'.
it was shinin' so f___in' bright i had to put my sunglasses on dint i?
yeh, so,
yeh so that was the way it was on that
sunny
little
morning.

i entered the center of the hullamaboo.
those people were gettin' down man!
they were movin' their bodies.
there were so many gyrating bodies, getting down.
and they were getting down
to that phat dope s___.

oh yeh, i've had some of that.
so i thought "right it's time to go home".
but on the way i nick a bottle of vodka off somebody...innit?
yyyeah. take the taste away of all the sweet s___ i had the evenin before.
so i did.
and as i was going to the bar,
to nick the splash,
this baby grabbed me between the legs
and pulled me back on to the dancefloor,
cuz she wanted me and only me
to get down with her
to that PHAT...DOPE....s___....

that's where we'll meet. i lost the plot. happens quite alot you know. i lost my wallet, my money and at long last, my virginity. heh. on the toilet. yeah i got down on her on the toilet. i went outside onto the terrace, the people were raisin' their hands in the air. as the music got higher. as the music got higher and higher. i got down as well. and they took me by surprise... those babies in disguise. yeah...babies in disguise... i took her home i made her wet that was something that you know i'll never forget you know. but that's the way it was man, on that lovely summers day... on that phat dope s___.