[jules]
okay so, tell me again about the hash bars.

[vıncent]
okey what do you want to know?

[jules]
well, hash is legal over there, right?

[vıncent]
yeah,ıt's legal but it ain't hundred percent legal, ı mean, you just can't walk into a restaurant,
roll a joint and start puffin' away. they want you to smoke in your home or certain designated places.

[jules]
and those are the hash bars?

[vıncent]
yeah, ıt breaks down like this, ok, it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it,
and if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it.
ıt's legal to carry it, but...but that dosen't matter, 'cause, get a load of this; all right,
ıf you get stopped by a cop in amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you.
ı mean that's a right the cops in amsterdam don't have.

[jules]
oh, man, ı'm goin', that's all there is to it. ı'm f___in' goin'.

[vıncent]
ı know, baby, you'd dig it the most.. but you know what the funniest thing about europe is?

[jules]
what?

[vıncent]
ıt's the little differences. a lotta the same s___ we got here,
they got there, but there they're a little different.

[jules]
example ?

[vncent]
alright, when you .... into a movie theatre in amsterdam, you can buy beer.
and ı don't mean in a paper cup either. they give you a glass of beer
and in paris, you can buy beer at macdonald's.
and you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in paris?

[jules]
they don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?

[vıncent]
no, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the f___ a quarter pounder is.

[jules]
what'd they call it?

[vıncent]
they call it royale with cheese.

[jules]
royale with cheese. what'd they call a big mac?

[vıncent]
big mac's a big mac, but they call it le big mac.

[jules]
le big mac ! ahhaha, what do they call a whopper?

[vıncent]
ı dunno, ı didn't go into a burger king.
but you know what they put on french fries in holland instead of ketchup?

[jules]
what?

[vıncent]
mayonnaise.

[jules]
g______!

[vıncent]
ı seen 'em do it man, they f___in' drown 'em in it.

[jules]
uuccch!

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